It's the
swirling...no. There's no swirling. What then? Ridge...circular
ridge...no no no no no...ripple! That's it! The ripple in the deep
garnet red, rolling out from the...where the drop plunked into the
deep garnet...the drop! Holy shit...
House
Speaker Edith Glick's head entered a terrible clarity at this moment,
one of several she then knew she'd experienced since things had
started swirling...there
it was again. Swirling. Of course! It was the swirling cognizance. In
and out of realization and then loooong stretches of...what? How long
has this been going on? Forever! Ever! No! It couldn't have it just
seems like it forever forever ever but only an hour at the most how
can this be? Omigod...another ripple ipple ipple ipple...WAIT! No
more drops! It's the...Omigod I
TOOK
THE SHIT! No wonder I couldn't find the goddam capsule for chrissake!
I took the goddam capsule I musta thought it was the goddam ginkgo
biloba shoulda put the goddam thing in a different goddam thing oh
shit SHIT I can't give this to fucking Kudlow! Not now! He's a dumb
ass but if he goes down in a babbling ball of batshit and I'm already
a babbling ball of batshit then that means next comes...
Despite her sudden
panic she understood the extraordinary license she'd been given by
the collective befuddlement President Morowitz's surprise performance
brought to the room. Everyone was agape. An appearance by Morowitz
was not scheduled, but this surprised few of those invited to the
exclusive annual Gridiron Club dinner. So when his “show” seized
the airwaves only minutes into the start of the program its
organizers quickly lowered the projection screen and turned the roast
over to the commander in chief.
Most at first
assumed it was planned, that Morowitz was mailing it in. That he
wasn't funny at first was no surprise either. It soon became apparent
something terrible was happening.