Hey
there! Those midsummer blahs got you feeling...well, sorta blah?
Yeah? They did for me, too, until I discovered a secret: Jack Dwyer,
the remedy that never
fails to do the trick. [cue
up tinkling ice cubes over a Jimmy Buffett background]
Pretty
good line, no? Above? Didn't it make you just itch to dash out and
bring home a fifth of Jack Dwyer? Not if you knew your booze it
didn't. But if you knew your mystery writers—well, now that's
another story. A good one at that.
