Wednesday, May 27, 2020

Hibernation

I'm sharing a den with Lily and Hope
but I'm the only one still hibernating.

Lily and her cub are outside at the moment,
getting some fresh air.

Emerald sunlight bathes them from
the leafy cover, drawing highlights of grey
from the shag of their midnight winter coats,
and dripping golden pools across the forest floor.

On all fours, alert—Lily holds her nose astutely
north, her mini-me beside her faces rear. I feel far
from harm seeing their calm vigilance, safe
in our den from all intrusion, real and imagined.

The real’s been several months now, while my bears
have been with me several years, gracing the Navajo
blanket I hang from nails over my windowed door to
fend off solar glare and bolster my illusion of privacy--

An illusion so vital it rarely granted hopes of social
surprise, yet misses that luxury at the moment.

                                                                                                              m.d. paust




Sunday, May 24, 2020

Sleep State

I dreamt of Scrooge last night, for the first time,
it seemed, and with nothing of the drama one would expect
of such a visit--no Marley or journeys in time, no
scalding jabs of damning implication.

This was the Christmas giving Scrooge,
reveling in tenderness and bonhomie, the new Scrooge,
born again, gnarly faced lips curved in smiling peace, happy
being alive, rid of miserly contraction, free.

Free of obligation, free of strings attached to expectation—
from anywhere, cosmic, imagined, terrestrial! Free of
judgment and consequences and worry and debt, free

at last of the gibbering, howling madness the interminable
traffic outside his apartment door incites--
the assaulting din of myriad conveyances sparking
ancient fossil detritus to rage muffleless or snarl
turbo’d farts of dinosaur bequest.

Within the mute enigma of merging sleep scenarios
where insights meld and part in frail coherence, I felt his
serenity, unwavering throughout, and knew implicitly
his silent language,
understanding it was mine as well.

I awoke to morning light, feeling fresh with desire
to make notes, capture on my laptop screen whatever
remnants of my sleep’s enlightenment had yet not
succumbed to wakened demands.

Then I remembered the rent was due, and before putting
the coffee water on I fetched my checkbook and pen...




                                                                                                                           m.d. paust




Wednesday, May 20, 2020

Tear sans Tears

Removed a mattress tag today! True
the thing was done and on its way
to the Dumpster site and

solemn vows now long elapsed and
the act impelled, aforethought nil,
yet fondling the severed tag

with an outlaw's awe for the diamond grabbed
in a high-rent heist, trembling
as an addict might with dire drift
the kick can never be the same,

I know I mustn't sin again no
Facebook heart when no heart's felt no
coloring rush outside the lines—oh

wistful me with stoic face,
love's sparkle hid in lost embrace.
                                                              m.d. paust



                                                                                                                  

Saturday, May 9, 2020

Quarantine Notion (With a nod to Jonathan Edwards)

Perhaps our language is too mild, too
reasonable to get the message across
that these are apocalyptic times for many, and
for all we know, for all.

Jokes abound--six feet wide or six feet down,
cover faces, wash hands, wash hands, stick to open spaces
wash hands...Economy? Forget it, stupid. How?
More than comfort’s at stake here. Life. Whose?

Dissension reigns, facts—fake, real? Science? Constitution?
Experts, each of us, each his own. Does language fail us?
Hyperbole too bold? Were we to hear we hang by a slender thread,
with the flames...flashing about it, and ready every moment
to singe it and burn it asunder, would we then believe?

                                                                                                                                           m.d. paust

Thursday, May 7, 2020

Berlin Terror


Checkpoint Charlie could be the name of a party bar. If there are any, they're surely named after the original, which could be considered a "bar" only in the far grimmer sense of Tennyson's "Crossing the Bar," which in the Berlin context meant an act of final transition made by those unfortunates who were shot dead as they tried to flee the eastern, Soviet-controlled, sector to the western side and freedom.

An unlikely name for a killing ground. Charlie. A most casual name, suggestive of carefree fun: there're your good time Charlies, your Charlie McCarthys, your Charlie Browns. It exceeds in diminutiveness even the technically more diminutive of the diminutives for "Charles," that being "Chuck," which sounds almost too inside baseball for someone outside the game. Nope, "Charlie" is the one for every occasion, except maybe being gunned down trying to dash or sneak across the football-field-length of pitted pavement separating the Communist guard shacks from those of the Western allies.

"Charlie," incidentally, came from the NATO phonetic alphabet for "C." In retrospect, "Checkpoint C" might have had a closer emotional connection with the high and low drama ever playing on that stretch of political stage from 1959 until 1989, when the Wall came down.

I walked across that patch of "no man's land" into what was then East Berlin in 1970. A couple of hours later I was surrounded by a rifle squad and herded into the back of a canvas-covered military truck. Watching these hard-faced young men, who looked to be in their early teens, rack back the bolts on their weapons, which I'm thinking were probably Stg-44 assault rifles inherited from the Wehrmacht of WWII, definitely got my attention.

They jumped out the back of the truck, which had rumbled up and screeched to a stop about a block or two from the Reichstag ruins, toward which I and three companions were walking. The whole scene was strange. There had been no traffic on the streets-neither vehicular nor pedestrian-throughout our stroll in the city.

The only commercial outlets I recall were a bookstore, where I bought a beautifully bound English-Russian dictionary for a fraction of what I would have paid in the West, and a drab restaurant where someone in uniform guarded the door until the four of us had given the manager every German mark, U.S. dollar and cent in our possession in order to pay the unspecified "cost" of our meal of cold cuts, cheese and fruit juice. 

The Cold War was in full chill. I had gotten out of the Army three years earlier and was bumming around Europe at the time. I was in West Berlin expecting to meet a couple of friends from home - one, a college buddy and the other a fellow I'd grown up with. Our schedules didn't jibe, however, and we never got together behind the Iron Curtain. Meanwhile, I decided to visit East Berlin on my own.

It was a cool morning, I recall, but I can't remember the month. Checkpoint Charlie was within walking distance of my hotel, which was within view of the imposing Brandenburg Gate, with its Doric columns and horse-pulled chariot atop. I spent about half an hour at Charlie, walking through the little museum that featured photos of people shot to death a few yards away as they'd tried to escape to the West. I remember a small automobile in the museum, which had an ingenious hidden compartment for smuggling escapees to the West. It didn't fool the Soviets. 

 Touring the museum, I met the three young people with whom I then crossed over to the Eastern sector for what we anticipated would be a leisurely tour of the forbidden city. My little group included two U.S. college girls, who were enjoying a "junior year abroad," studying in London, and a young British male student.

Our little jaunt halted when a military truck stopped next to us, and rifle-toting teenagers hopped out and surrounded us. The two girls with me immediately began crying when a smallish man in a gray-green uniform approached and demanded, in German, our passports. This prompted a running argument with the British lad, who spoke the host language quite well. But he gained no ground, despite sounding fairly sure of himself and nearly as authoritative as the smallish man, whose manner and uniform insignia indicated that he was the leader -- I'm guessing a non-commissioned officer, most likely a sergeant.

He ordered us into the back of the truck.

We complied, as the troops -- about six or eight of them -- motioned with their rifles the direction we should go. I had just sat down on one of the wooden planks that served as seats along each side of the truck when the leader barked out my name. For the first time during the incident I noticed a prickling along the hairs on the back of my neck.

"Herr Paust! Raus mit du!" came a shout, ordering me out of the truck. I complied. The little man then strutted around from the truck cab, where he'd been going through our passports, and handed mine back. He waved me away. The troops climbed into the back of the truck, the girls wailing by now, and the Brit still shouting and scolding in the language of his captors. The leader strutted back to the cab and the truck rumbled off.

I stood there alone on the deserted sidewalk examining my passport, which, I noticed for the first time, had "foreign service" stamped across my photo. I'd gotten it when I was stationed in Germany with the Army. Nuts, I thought, they think I'm some kind of spy, and any second now a black limo will screech up beside me and I'll be hustled off to God knows where for God knows how long.


I began walking briskly, trying to appear nonchalant, back the several blocks to Checkpoint Charlie. I reached the crossing point without seeing a single motor vehicle or pedestrian. I had the sensation of being in Kafka nightmare. OK, I figured, this is where they nab me. They were simply waiting for me to arrive.

They weren't. I made it through the gauntlet of East German and Russian border guards without incident, although one of the Russians made a small joke out of the fact that I'd grown a scruffy beard since my passport photo was shot. I reported the incident to the U.S. MPs, and waited on a bench outside the guard shack for about an hour before I saw the truck rumble up to the gate on the Soviet side and my erstwhile companions climb down and walk through the checkpoint to join me on the bench.

The girls were still crying, and the Brit was still indignant, although now he spoke English.

He said he and the girls were delivered to the "VoPo" (Volks Polizei, i.e People’s Police, no kumbaya) equivalent of a precinct station where the East German equivalent of a magistrate berated them for looking scruffy. Indeed, the youngsters had the slightly unkempt appearance associated back then with "hippies," the Brit, especially, with full beard and uncombed hair down to his shoulders. I believe he or one of the girls wore a blanket or serape-type garment. I wasn't especially kempt myself, but my hair and beard were shorter. And I had that "foreign service" stamp on my passport mugshot.

We stopped somewhere nearby for a beer. The girls' emotional expressions eventually eased back to sniffles, the Brit's indignation relaxed a tad, we promised to write and we went our separate ways.


[from my collection If the Woodsman is Late]






Saturday, May 2, 2020

Perils of Poetry in a Pandemic


Even the plethora of potential titles is dangerous--
alliteration obviously, for example,
sign of an amateur, except, of course
as an example.

Then again, all poets are amateurs,
all with day jobs
yet among the poets our elite must respect
those with hoi polloi celebration
are deigned the eyebrow arched in class distinction.

Yet it would seem if art’s true value
is sublime surprise, and a lifting of spirit
across the species, both eyebrows
should salute those who do so,
salute them with unfeigned delight.

And yet the elite and those aspiring to such height
can’t seem to resist writing mainly for one another
baring inner whimsies and contradictions
with the cleverness of mystery writers
constructing puzzles only they expect to solve.

But back to perils of pandemic poetics,
in truth no different than others--
which words, which arrangements—No--start over
keep at it until something clicks, surprises,
brings something from deep within to life.

A friend today said, “I hate Emily Dickinson,” after posting
one of her poems on his Facebook page.
“Stream of consciousness, bah,” he went on.
Frankly, I, too, had trouble with “A Light Exists in Spring”
until, with a second reading, something clicked,
surprised me, brought something from deep within to life:

"A quality of loss
Affecting our Content
As Trade had suddenly encroached
Upon a Sacrament."

And I murmured, I think
“Holy shit!”
                                                                                                                                 m.d. paust
                   
                                                                                                                

Thursday, April 30, 2020

Timing

It’s the pollen,
my friend says on our morning walks.
We share the excuse--
she for the mask, I for the not-dry cough.

At night the excuse wears thin,
troubling my sleep as if
it might be my last,
making each morning the more glorious.

One month to go before such alibis wear out,
when my friend no longer need explain her mask
and my Benadryl must step up
and be my miracle.

                                                                                                                                        m.d. paust


Wednesday, April 22, 2020

HOPSCOTCH LIFE – Kris Neri

It’s the part where we still have trouble remembering the name of the town. We know it’s somewhere in Arizona, and we see the streets are nearly deserted. We see signs in some of the windows saying yes or no, telling us this town is in some sort of trouble, but we don’t yet have a clue what that trouble might be.

We’re seeing all of this through lens of the 16mm camera, which now pans up to the empty highway leading away from town. Our vision distorted by the wriggling heatwaves rising from the sun-baked asphalt, we see a wisp of dust in the distance. Something is moving slowly toward us. It grows in the camera’s eye until we make out the shape of some sort of military vehicle--yeah, a Jeep!--bouncing along and getting bigger and bigger. And now we hear from somewhere, maybe coming from the approaching Jeep, oo-we-oo-we-ooo waa waa waaa…
CUT! Goddammit, who’s playing that goddam Morricone theme?
Waitaminute, that angry voice doesn’t have an Italian accent. In fact, it sounds more like a Mel Brooks New York accent, but he’s dead. Simon? Apatow? Dunno, but that director is not Sergio Leone! So what in hell’s going on here?
If I might relieve the suspense for a moment, this screwball scene is a figment of my corona-torqued imagination, set to twanging by the hilariously screwball novel Hopscotch Life, a twisted romp by mystery writer Kris Neri of Silver City, New Mexico.
Our troubled Arizona town, Applewood, is a figment of Neri’s quirky imagination, as is the stranger approaching on the deserted highway in her dilapidated Jeep Wrangler...waitaminute, did I say “her?” I sure did, and thus endeth even the pretense of an oo-e-oo-e waa waa spaghetti western unless we accept Hopscotch Life in the satiric light Neri’s imagination might well have suggested. Add to this the revelation our stranger, who’s presumably here to save Applewood from itself, has a name—in fact it’s Plum Tardy—and we might as well...what? Plum Tardy? OK. OK, the jig is up, but may I remind you I’ve already let that cat out of that bag, calling Hopscotch Life a “twisted romp?” The cat, by the way, called Scrappy, is a stray that takes to Plum like a plum to pudding, if I may, and moves in with Plum in the apartment above the bookstore she buys with cash from the satchel she brought with her in her hopscotch dash from Santa Monica, California, after finding another woman in bed with her schmuck of a fiance when she arrives home unexpectedly after losing her job as an executive chef in a restaurant her boss abandoned after stealing everything that wasn’t nailed down.
Hopscotch. It’s how Plum Tardy characterizes her life of impulsively leaping this way and that, sometimes with nary a thought as to why or where she would land. A vague memory of family friends mentioning Applewood as an idyllic vacation spot they’d enjoyed, and some mysterious empty envelopes with an Applewood return address prompted this most recent hop.
Kris Neri


Leaving behind her flighty, man-hopping mom, who’s in a coma in a nursing home, and a hoity toity lawyer younger sister, she at first welcomes the sensation of being in a strange place, where no one knows her, no one to remind her of the failures she’s always blamed on her hopscotchy self. She quickly makes friends, even the odd, grumpy woman who owns High Desert Books where Plum, who loves to read, stops by to browse, ends up staying in the apartment above the store, and...well, no need to repeat myself.
The town, as we expect, has a bully who’s leading the fight to bring an unwanted shopping mall to town. Naturally, Plum sides with the townspeople who fear losing the laid back charm of Applewood and the competition with their local businesses. Plum lets the opponents of the mall meet in the bookstore, calling the bully’s bluff when he arrives with sheriff’s deputies to stop the meeting. Soon thereafter, during the bookstore’s grand opening, the deputies return, this time with an arrest warrant for Plum, charging her with stealing $40,000 from the woman she’d caught in bed with her fiance. She’s taken back to Santa Monica in handcuffs and leg chains to face the charge.
This is where Sergio Leone would cue up the oo-ee-oo-ee waa waa to heighten the suspense, and it’s where we will leave off so’s not to spoil the tale for all of you waiting breathlessly to click the title cyberlink in the fourth paragraph down that will take you to the book’s page at Amazon.com.
And one last plot thickener in case you just can’t stand not knowing a tad more: the race car driver Plum had grown up believing was her father and who gave her his surname, and who died in a fiery crash when she was a child, was, in fact, not. There. Now I will cue up the oo-ee-oo-ee waa waa...while you click one of the cyberlinks embedded above.
Happy reading. 

 

Monday, April 20, 2020

Our Secret Winner’s Remorse

Oh, how royally grand the celebration
for George the general’s marshaling sensation
and the British abrogation. Oh, how quietly grand
our bankers’ realization they’d won the golden scepter
with George the king’s cessation.

Oh, how sadly odd our grieving fascination
with Diana’s death and implications,
and how frankly queer the enchantment we allow
for every scrap of titillation
from royal family intimations.

Oh oh oh, and how we betray our secret inclination,
shakily insisting irony in Plath’s daddy allegations,
denouncing loudly fascist emanations
lest sheathed in velvet masquerations--
we let the White House rule our nation.

                                                                                                                                           m.d. paust

Sunday, April 19, 2020

Why Our Species Keeps Embarrassing Us

We think our gossamer conceit of civilization
lifts us above the "lower" species,
but scratch the surface with so much as a whisker
and our primal egocentrism squirms out and takes charge.

Ideology is sophisticated denial, no substitute for evolution.
Authoritarian religion provides absolution for our atrocities
and gives us comforting consensus. Laws celebrate power.

It's up to individuals to work toward enlightenment.
We are on our own, and we're outnumbered.

                                                                                                                                          m.d. paust

Saturday, April 18, 2020

Seeking the Big Picture

Missing the forest for the trees has always been a nono,
a metaphor
for dangerous myopia, the Wagner-loving poet, e.g.,
oblivious to predatory aspiration.

Now don’t go thinking, friends of mine,
I claim immunity from this really quite sane approach
to avoiding cerebral hemorrhage or gastric embarrassment
trying to process some unimaginably horrific implication.

I smiled, feeling warm compatibility with John Prine’s
smiling lyrics advising me to abandon commercial news,
let it jabber, flutter away, rediscover simpler living
in a little cabin, starving fears and appetite for titillation.

Signs of encroachment, barely deniable, impossible
to ignore, a laptop my sole receptor of word from out there--
memes and screams and links to links. There’s one I rely on,
Reliably Uncomfortable, Google it. Get some mitigation.

                                                                                                                                              m.d. paust

Thursday, April 16, 2020

A Plague Upon BA ROOFING HOU

In one way I am thankful
the turd-face who belongs
locked in a room infested
with COVID-19 invisible torturing

murderers chose my credit card
to feed its fucking greed, because
I was bereft of ideas for today’s
Corona poem until I discovered

the hemorrhoid-face had ripped my card off
for five hundred dollars, discovering
this after a text message from my bank
urged me to check my account,

which I did, and discovered the
shit-breathed remora had tried
three times to hit my card today
with the first two declined,

while enjoying the charmed third,
after which I managed to speak
with a live human voice in my bank’s
fraud department, and learned that

there was no way to stop the debit
but that the bank would make good the
theft and that I should destroy my recently
updated card and expect a new one

to arrive in about a week, plus some forms
to fill out for their records, which the
fraud specialist said would not necessarily
mean the thief would be identified

and prosecuted, whereupon I expressed
befuddled dismay while remaining
respectful of the fraud specialist’s
undoubtedly Herculean task in

assisting bank customers victimized
during these months of presumably
ubiquitous predation by dead-rat-rotten
offal-souled privy slurping pieces

of...oh, use your imagination, at least
my adventure in digitalic mugging gave me
these lilting insouciant stanzas to further
brighten your already sunny pandemic day.

                                                                                                                            m.d. paust

Wednesday, April 15, 2020

Water First

Back in the day, the top page of the
little spiral notebook I keep
next to the microwave/toaster oven stack
on the composite-wood desk-cum-kitchen

utility table would come alive
when I plucked the plastic ballpoint next to it,
placed its ink-wet roller on the aforementioned
page and wrote a cruder expression for

toilet paper upon it, ordinarily hesitating
a heartbeat while my rational prowess wrestled
unsuccessfully with reflexive prudence which
invariably begged me to use the euphemistic

form or face possible unnamed retribution from
the humorless, nagging, persnickety, conditioned reflex
we know as that tiny haloed angel perched on our right
shoulder, finger raised in celestial admonishment.

Well, that priority is history, and we’ve come to regard
shit paper [yes, I hesitated] as a staple from days gone by,
with the promise, if luck be a lady, to strut back one day
in triumph with more prestige than it has ever known.

Meanwhile water has oozed to the top, rising
from second place to leave the pack—bread, onions,
mustard, bacon, hot dogs, et. al.--drifting along
with lesser urgencies among things for which

I am willing to venture into dire risk, homemade-masked
and armed
with 70% [the new standard] isopropyl-soaked Bounty towel
in pocketed Rubbermaid compact plastic-lidded holster,

from which my draw is sufficiently fast to execute
microscopic killers on surfaces I touch or might touch
or might wish to touch or that touch me. Why water,
I hear you thinking to ask?

Think funny tasting anything with tap water
were your palate as mysteriously persnickety as mine.
                                                                                                                                             m.d. paust